Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
