Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
