Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true