Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"