Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.