Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.