Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
