Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
I wanna complain first... like a fat teenage girl with low self esteem and no hope
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*