By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level