Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
If you think for a second that I'm being serious, you're a guaranteed golden medal in the Special Olympics