Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you are in the way
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
