Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.