Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!
Father's day is by far the most confusing day in the ghetto.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.