Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."