Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher