Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick
Money talks. Mine know only 1 word "Goodbye"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.