Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
