Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong