Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."
