Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
