Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
