Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.