Don't be nervous if someone is driving ahead of you. The world is round, just think that you're driving first
I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters
My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.