Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
