Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent"
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
