Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there
