Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
