Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
The only reason the term 'Ladies first' was invented was for the guy to check out the woman's ass
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table