Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
