Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher