Fishermen are reel men.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
