Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope
What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear