Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man