Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
