Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle