He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic - he got up on one knee
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there