How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.