How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!