How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies
