How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
