How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely