How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
