How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
