How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel
