How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him