How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iPhone, when I was a child all I wanted was a dog
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.