How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
