However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions