I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?