I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common "enemy"
I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet