I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
