I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.