I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
