I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
