I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house