I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
I haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
