I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
