I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
