I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
