I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.