I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
