I just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.