I just leaked period blood on my favorite comfy pajamas. So stop going on about world hunger and shit world
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?