I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
