I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad
I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
