I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man, I hate those people
He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
